ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via eoghanandstuff)

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49580
Posted
8 hours ago

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

(via lie-down-and-crash)

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95221
Posted
8 hours ago

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

(Source: dakotars, via orlaathedeathbatkidd)

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75140
Posted
8 hours ago

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via cellblockfanta)

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65379
Posted
8 hours ago

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna frick attitude

(via keepingupwiththekar-ians)

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55075
Posted
15 hours ago

you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones

(Source: ermma-louise, via f-atter)

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119822
Posted
15 hours ago
patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

(via lie-down-and-crash)

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58630
Posted
17 hours ago